Hello, my name is Weird Guy. The town I live in is Mount Nod in Coventry, a very suburban place where all the neighbours don't talk to each other. I own a small Pharmacist and live above him in a flat.
I wear a turban so people don't see my large head. It's sort of like a stretched out football the size of a washing basket. It was passed on through generations of my family. My father had it, my mother didn't have it though. Anyway my favourite colour is white, well it isn't a colour it's a shade but I still like it.
My eyes are black and rounded. It's kind of weird because I have a weird head but a perfectly fine body, except I'm a little bit on the large side. I have no hair on my head, completely bald, very shiny head like a polished bowling ball.
I have an English West Midlands accent so I fit in well here in Coventry. I was born in Croydon but the people there thought my accent was too boring so I moved over here.
I'm 32 years old, born on the 1st January. My religion is Agnosticism, I get confused about all this chit chat about a so-called God, so I just stay away from these God bothering weirdos.
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